For starters, it has the BEST GUN.
Yep. Just look at that fucker. One big old annihilating slice of laser-sword-flamethrower. And then there’s the SuperBeam, which is like that, only MORE.
Bottom line, it looks stunning, plays great and makes me grin like a dickhead, which is pretty good going for $4
Like the sign your Mum carries around the docks says,
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