That would be a philosophical matter

I didn’t have anything specific lined up for August, so I thought I might take a crack at the theme again, see if that sparked any ideas. Then McFunkypants announced the theme for August :

Philosophy.

Fuck.

So yeah, that threw me for a little while. Fortunately my combined loves of dreadful puns and gratuitous violence came to the rescue in the form of a title:

Yep, I totally went there. It’s going to be a simple scrolling fighter where you battle your way through the history of Western thought with the ultimate goal of punching Aristotle in the face.